Jacko’s Baaaaaaack!!!

Would you want to bid on this painting?

Didn’t think so.

You sure?

It might look stunning over the fireplace. You could move that new 42″ HDTV currently there into a corner of the room.

Okay, you’re sure.

Don’t care about bidding on one His Excellency’s famous sparkly gloves either?

Okay. I understand. Then I shan’t bore you with any details about the upcoming auction of Michael Jackson and Neverland parapernalia, chotchkes, bric-brac, furniture and haberdashery.

– c d k