Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.
- Major T. J. "King" Kong (Dr. Strangelove)

The Amazing But True Chia® Fable

Many are the stories of the season recounted each year during the holidays. Here is one fable not oft told.
Tis the tale of Claus Chia®nitsky and his arrival in America a quarter century ago. Inheriting land in the plains of Delaware, Claus immigrated from his homeland, Kringlevania, a republic founded by Father Christmas’s love children. […]

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